1 . Another lovely day in my Car!
2 . La di da, oh what a gorgeous – KAPLOW!
3 . Holy shit! Did I just run over a land mine?
4 . :: pulls over as the car ka-thunks :: It must just be my shocks. Or the road. Totally won’t be a flat tire, I bet.
5 . :: gets out and looks at a flat as fuck tire :: Juuuuust great.
6 . OK, I’ll just change it myself.
7 . How hard can that be, right?
8 . I mean, those NASCAR crews do it in like two seconds.
9 . :: opens trunk and gets out spare :: It’s so small. Why is it so small? That can’t be safe.
10 . :: gets out jack :: This looks troublesome.
11 . I should probably just call AAA.
12 . Crap. I don’t have AAA.
13 . Who do I know has AAA?
14 . Screw it. This is something I need to do on my own.
15 . :: grabs tire iron :: BRING IT ON, TIRE!
16 . Wait, which way do I turn the lug nuts?
17 . LOL “nuts.”
18 . Crap. This is not budging.
19 . Maybe I should call my dad.
20 . Nah. The last thing I need right now is to hear, “See! You should have watched closer when I did it!”
21 . Let me try one more time… Nope.
22 . Maybe a good Samaritan will stop and help me?
23 . But what if they actually turn out to be an axe murderer who wants my skin for lampshades?
24 . Why didn’t I check my tire pressure before leaving?
25 . Wait, do people do that? Never mind. This is pointless.
26 . I’m throwing in the towel.
27 . :: searches for “tire place” on Google Maps :: Well, there’s one a few blocks from here. Maybe I can make it there.
28 . :: puts everything back and gets in car :: Please make it there.
29 . :: ka-thunks all the way to the tire place at a snail’s pace :: Made it!
30 . What a relief! I’m glad a professional is handling this.
31 . Hope they have the tire in stock.
32 . Hope they can get it done quickly.
33 . gets quote :: $200?!?!?! FOR ONE TIRE? DOES THAT COME WITH SEX?
34 . Is it too late to move to a place with good public transportation?
35 . :: hands over credit card :: Sorry, dad. I should’ve watched closer. As always, you were right.